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fuck u i said rix does not using this tumblr anymore! a new moderator of her tumblr is samantha! get ouutta myway u motherfucking asshole! x
Anonymous asked: Maybe you should actually check things out before jumping to conclusions.
A majority of the posts at KPopSecrets are submitted by TUMBLRS, and not by the moderators.
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rix donot own this tumblr last year. so getoutta my way mothafucker
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Becoz’ I <3 Rockers And Gangsta’s As Well..
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Good morning… or good afternoon… or good night… Wow, this internet thing is crazy… you could really be reading this at ANY time. Totally insane! It’s really late at night for me right now. But I wanted to let you know about my day… and also I’m eating a big turkey leg and don’t want to go to bed yet, so I’m gonna write ya a blog.
So, you know how I won that contest at school by guessing how many Fat Cakes were in the giant tube to win Locker #239? Well… along with the locker, I also won ALL of the 2,718 Fat Cakes — which sounded awesome at first, but after I ate way over a 1,000, I got kinda sick of them. I tried to give them to Freddie, but his mother doesn’t allow sugar products in the house (freak). So, here’s what I did with the rest of them:
* Gave some to my mom to use as stuffing for her bra.
* Sent some to the troops overseas. We heard that they didn’t eat them but they did use them to build a temporary shelter.
* Fed one to a local raccoon. Then, I heard you shouldn’t feed wild raccoons. We now have 50 on our porch!
* I wrapped up some and sent them to my aunts and uncles as very late Christmas presents.
* I used some as fertilizer for our herb garden. Now our herbs have 50% more fat than ever before — but they taste GREAT!
* Filled Lewbert’s smart car with 100s of Fat Cakes. He wasn’t happy but at least I got rid of the raccoons who now live in his backseat.
* Gave some to the hobos on the corner. They gave
Hey, All. Fredward here. I don’t know why I wrote that, I hate the name Fredward. Let me start over.
Hey, All. Freddie here. Ahhh… that’s better. Okay, so you remember that hobo we met outside our motel in Hollywood? The one named Hollywood? Well, Hollywood liked to talk about himself. A lot. One night he just started rambling on for hours. It was really annoying. We told him to shut up so we could sleep, but he wouldn’t. So I decided if I couldn’t get him to shut up, I’d at least get a blog out of his insane ramblings. So here it is, for your amusement:
1. Hollywood thinks underwear is a conspiracy created by laundry detergent companies to sell more bleach.
2. Hollywood won this year’s “Beard of the Year” contest. They offered him either $500 or a year’s supply of fancy cheeses. He chose the fancy cheeses.
3. Hollywood started taking oboe lessons so he could start a band called “Hobos with Oboes,” but no other hobos were interested.
4. Most people have a five-second rule when it comes to eating food that has fallen on the ground. Hollywood believes anywhere from five seconds to five weeks is fair game.
5. Hollywood believes the best things in life are free. That’s why he hasn’t paid for ANYTHING since he bought that ticket to “Cats” on Broadway in 1982.
6. Hollywood says, “Showering would wash away my manliness.”
7. Hollywood doesn’t understand why knives, forks or chopsticks were invented. He says, “Hands do the job of eatin’ stuff just as good.”
8. Hollywood says, “Dirt is makeup for men — it hides blemishes like nothin’ else!”
9. Hollywood says, “Any moron can have a job. It takes a special person NOT to have one!”
10. Hollywood knows how to ask for change in 12 languages. He put this on his resume under “Special Skills.”
Howdy, peeps! It’s me, Carly — the best blogger this side of the Mississippi (well, I think so, anyway).
I was on SplashFace today and I saw this iCarly Quiz! And natch, I had to take it. The name of the quiz was “Which one of the iCarlies are you most like?” So, I, CARLY, took the iCARLY Quiz to find out which iCarly personality I was most like. Of course I thought being me and all, that the answer would be CARLY. BUT… NO! This was my result:
Congratulations! You are so NOT a Carly! You throw caution to the wind. You’re a fun-loving, ladies’ man who can party with the best of ‘em. You love NOTHING more than taking off your shirt and drinking out of a pineapple. When playing basketball, you’ll always be SKINS! What you lack in clothes, you make up for in AWESOMENESS. You go, Gibby! Shake what your momma gave you!
REALLY??? Gibby???? I am NOTHING like Gibby. I ALWAYS have a shirt on — even sometimes in the pool! What? I’m 15 and I’m self-conscious at times! Either the person who wrote this quiz doesn’t know what they’re talking about OR I don’t know myself at all!!! Ugh.
Hey, Spencer here — older brother extraordinaire.
So here’s my problem: I haven’t been getting a lot of responses on my whynotdateme.com account. Socko says it’s ‘cuz I don’t have facial hair. He said ladies love cool mustaches. Since Socko’s almost always right, I thought I’d add some pics of me with a stylish ‘stache. But… since I can’t grow any hair above my neck, I PhotoDock’d it on (BTW, It’s not like I haven’t TRIED to grow facial hair — ‘cuz I have… for MANY years! Usually, I just draw hair on with Carly’s brown eyeliner when I feel the need to look rugged and manly — which works except for when it rains!)
I think it looks pretty good. What do you think?
Oh just for fun, I also gave the rest of iCarly mustaches. Check it out:
Sam here. ‘Sup.
So Carly had this boyfriend, Griffin, who was unbelievably hot and seemed like a total bad boy (I was so proud of my little Carls for not going after her USUAL perfect — and by that I mean boring — guy). Her new BF got in fights, rode a motorcycle, had scars all over his body… (excuse me while I wipe some drool off of my keyboard). Anyway, they split up, but not because of his BADNESS. Carly broke up with him because he plays with Pee Wee Babies. Yeah Pee Wee Babies, those cute stuffed animals for LITTLE GIRLS!
After they broke up he de-friended her on SplashFace. But I’m still online “friends” with the guy and I gotta show you these new pics he just uploaded. You will literally ROTFL!
Sam here. ‘Sup.
So Carly had this boyfriend, Griffin, who was unbelievably hot and seemed like a total bad boy (I was so proud of my little Carls for not going after her USUAL perfect — and by that I mean boring — guy). Her new BF got in fights, rode a motorcycle, had scars all over his body… (excuse me while I wipe some drool off of my keyboard). Anyway, they split up, but not because of his BADNESS. Carly broke up with him because he plays with Pee Wee Babies. Yeah Pee Wee Babies, those cute stuffed animals for LITTLE GIRLS!
After they broke up he de-friended her on SplashFace. But I’m still online “friends” with the guy and I gotta show you these new pics he just uploaded. You will literally ROTFL!
Hi, Kids.
This is Mrs. Benson — Freddie’s mom. But I’m sure you know who I am because Freddie probably talks about how close we are ALL the time, right? My little Fredward can’t be here right now so I’ll be blogging for him. I don’t know much about this blogging technique at all. In fact, the reason Freddie isn’t writing this right now is because earlier today when he told me he had to “BLOG,” I panicked and sent him to the pediatrician. In my defense, “having to blog” sounded like something you would do when you get severely ill. I was wondering why he was so upset when the doctors came and took him away.
So, I went on the interweb to search the definition of a blog — and to my surprise, it’s JUST an online diary. Phew, Freddie should be home shortly because I called the doctor and told him it was a false alarm. But, in the meantime, I didn’t want Freddie’s BLOG to be late for all of his internet friends, so I decided to just copy a page from his diary for you now and put it online.
From Freddie’ s Diary
April 16, 2009
Today while looking in the mirror, I noticed a brand-new chest hair! That makes three now! This is so awesome. I can’t wait for swimsuit season. Carly is just going to go crazy over my chest hairs. I know it. And… another GREAT thing is that I have grown a full inch. Now, I can take the lifts my mom puts in my shoes out! Thanks, puberty!
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With Love,
Mrs. Benson
PS, Freddie: You’re welcome sweetie pie, pumpkin-head!
MISSY AND ME…— BACK IN THE DAY
Hey, Carly here. Blogging LIVE from the 8th Floor of Bushwell Plaza! So, I was going through all my old pics and I found this one of Missy and me on Halloween a few years back! Sure, she might have turned into a crazy psychopath now, but back then she was allllllrrrrriiiiggghhhht.
Now, look what Sam did to the pic. LOL! Sam says she’s not, but I think she’s a little jealous…
LOL!! HAHAHAH :P
Queen Me2day: “At tonight’s party, Minggki will be decorating, Bom will be serving, I will be the MC of the event, and the person who’s the most worried is today’s head chef, CLroo… ke It’s not because she’s worried if the food will taste good! She’s worried because she doesn’t know if she’ll be able to make that much food on her own ke anyways fighting! ^.^”
——omg im so excited!! want pictures now!!! ^^
jinuSEAN3000: “HaRang that’s not a power ranger that’s Ironman!”
—-‘You’ve used 92% of your daily photo uploads. You can upload more tomorrow’
